About working out and being skinny:
Me: I knows.... I think I'll feel a lot better about myself if I get in shape....
Jessica: I need to before our cruise! My poor anytime fitness membership is missing me!
Me: your skinny... so shut up.
Me: i hate skinny people
Jessica: Me too!
Me: Don't hate yourself Jessica... That's never a good sign.
Jessica: You are so far from fat…you might be out of shape but that is different!
Me: I jiggle... and not in Pam Anderson running down the beach, Baywatch sort of way.... I jiggle like Chunk.
Do the truffle shuffle!!!!!