I was ordering my ticket to the Des Moines Wine Opener Benefiting Cystic Fibrosis and they gave you a list of "titles". I believe my sister is the reason I misbehave.
Here is the conversation:
ME: It lists 'title' and has like, Ms, rabbi, and sister, Doc and Reverend… I really want to choose one of those….
Jessica: DO IT!!!!
Hahahaha,,,,that is sooooo funnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
ME: Oh... can I pick the title 'Captain', Captain Holly Moeller? Savvy?
Jessica: DO it!!!
ME: I did "The Honorable"... cause I think their idea of captain is military not pirate...